I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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