there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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