READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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