this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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