i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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