Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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