Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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