Small penises have feelings too.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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