it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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