hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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