So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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