found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
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The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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