question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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