he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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