I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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