How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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