oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
My cat gives me a boner
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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