The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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