i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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