I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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