well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Randomize
