the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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