Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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