I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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