Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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