I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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