i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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