whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
