just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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