It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
