We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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