I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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