Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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