What did we do last night that was yellow?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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