Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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