ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
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Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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