Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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