I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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