Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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