I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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