I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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