You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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