A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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