She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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