I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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