Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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