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his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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