if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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