My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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