i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
