the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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