Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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