how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
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there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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