the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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