Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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