she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
