Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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