We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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